THE MEDIEVAL KINGFISHER BESTIARY
FOLIO VI
The Sea Amphisbaena lives in the depths of the ocean. It has a sad and gloomy temperament. It eats little and enjoys wallowing in its pathetic nature. Sometimes it produces a strange, unknown noise. It is born with one head, however it can grow a second one after consuming about three gallons of marine wine. They are often seen kissing one another. They should not be caught and eaten, for they are sacred creatures and their consumption will invite the wrath of God, who will turn you into a refugee.
The Sea Amphisbaena represents the anxious layman. He knows nothing but to ease his pain with drink, self-pity, and masturbation. Who can blame him?
~ SUN WOO YOON (’23)
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